THE ARKANSAS TRAVELER AND THE TURN OF THE TUNE

 

 

By Fred W. Allsopp

  But am wet and near exhausted,  

Squatter

 

(In Rimeries)

  Which is why you are accosted,   "Road goes nowhar' far's I knows, sir;
 

(An Old Prose Story Retold and

  And I wish to have some brany   Hits thar alwuz when I wak'n
 

 Expanded into Rhyme)

  If you have a wee bit handy."   Still thar nights when supper's tak'n
  Years ago, a stranger, weary,  

Squatter

  But if ter th' Rock yer ridin'
   Chanced upon a mountain hovel,   "Naw, Sal used hit all fer toddy,   That-a-way 'yer shud be glidin.' "
  In a region lone and dreary,   Na're a drap fer anybody,    (pointing south)
   Under  circumstances novel.   An' I'm thirsty as th' fishes;  

    Traveler

  There a squatter twanged a fiddle,   Sorry I can't meet yer wishes."   "Well, how far to where the forks are?"
   Seated on a whiskey-barrel  

Little Boy

 

Squatter

  Clearly he a human riddle,   "Pop, there's whiskey in the cellar."  

"Hard ter tell erbout th' forks thar,

   With a tendency to quarrel.  

Squatter

  But roads split up like th' devil
 

Traveler.

  "You go in the house, young feller!   Up above here, on the level."
  "Hello, stranger, how'r you comin?"  

Traveler

 

Traveler

 

Squatter

  "Might I have a bite to eat, sir?"   "Good man, as I cannot travel,
  "How'de ranger-jest a hummin.'"  

Squatter

  Let me rest here, without cavil;
 

Traveler

  "We have neither bread nor meat, sir,   I will tie to that tree yonder,
  "Could you lodge me for the night sir?"   Haint a d--- thing in th' house, sir--   And my future movements ponder."
 

Squatter

  Not ernuf ter feed a mouse, sir."  

Squatter

  "No, not by a h--l o'a sight, sir,"--  

Traveler

  "Naw, the cabin's awrful leaky,
  His old home-made fiddle clasping   "But you'll give my horse some fodder?"   My ole gol-darn roof is freaky;
  And monotonously rasping,  

Squatter

  Thar is only one dry spot thar,
  Never pausing in his playing   "Nuthin' for th' sorrel plodder."   Me and Sal's ole bunk is sot thar;
  To heed what his guest was saying.  

Traveler

  Then yo' knows what freaks are wimmin,
 

Traveler

  "How far to the next house is it?"   An' that tree is her persimmin,
  "Though it may of boldness savor,  

Squatter

  Yo' can't tie ter hit, I fear, sir
  I will ask a slightest favor   "I don't know; I neva visit."   'Cause she 'lows ter make some beer, sir
  Have you any spirits 'round here?"  

Traveler

  An' don't want th' fruit shuk off  hit;
 

Squatter

  "How long have you lived here, mister?"   She'd raise h----, or I'm no prophit."
  "Oh, yes, lots of ha'nts are found here:  

Squatter

 

Traveler

      "Forty year, you ole persister."   "If the question is not cheeky,
  Sal seen one out nigh th' gum tree,  

Traveler

  Why not mend the roof that's leaky?"
  An' hit scared an' made her grumpy."   "Pardon me, what might your name be?"  

Squatter

 

Traveler

 

Squatter

  "Cause hits rainin'; I can't mend hit."
  "You mistake my meaning, pardner;   "Wall, hit mout be Tom or Jamie  

Traveler

  How's the liquor in your larder?"   But hit happens to be neither   "But, when dry, why not attend it?"
 

Squatter

  Though mine haint a bad name, either."  

Squatter

  "Yesterday we had some leeker,  

Traveler

  "Cause when dry hit doesn't need hit."
  But, Bose lopped hit up, th' sneaker."   "Little Rock's in what direction?    
 

Traveler

  Tell a stranger to this section    
  "Still you fail to grasp my meaning;   Where the road you live on goes, sir?"    
  I am not pot-liquor gleaning,        

 

 

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